What do Porsche and Apple have in common?
New product, same design.
Apple Jokes
Apple Iphone 6
Walked into an Apple store this morning to buy
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Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:
They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concep...
U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud.
I hear if you play the first song backwards you...
Meanwhile, in mid-2015
A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer...
I'll have an apple
A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and cok...
How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the ne...
Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?
They have such a high turnover rate.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and the second t...
What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple?
She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's ...
Fruit Blast
Once a banana asked the apple,"why do everyone ...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
An unoriginal joke
Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store
There were no windows.
What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?
They have no jobs
Since we seem to be doing Jewish jokes...
An old Jewish man is on his death bead, surroun...
An apple a day
An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. L...
My eight year old niece told me this. I think it's pretty funny!
An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he...
An Englishman, a Spaniard and an Portuguese man get captured by Natives (Indians).
And they are offered a challenge: Go into the F...
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005...
When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he...
Tell your favorite fart joke growing up. More terrible the better.
Three men jumped out of an airplane. The first ...
Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
3 men board a plane
3 men board a plane. As the plane was flying ov...
What is worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
So a teacher, a politician and a psychologist were on a plane.....
(the types of people in this joke doesnt matter...