Once Upon A Time....
There lived a Multi Grain Cheerio, who was deep...
Apple Jokes
Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars.
Personally I don't think I want to ride in a ca...
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015
Guess you could say they definitely out cell th...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Because if you purchase one of their computers,...
Wisdom at its finest
- Don't judge a book for you are not a judge.
-...
When Apple bought out beats by Dre, they asked Dr Dre to voice Siri
So when you asked for directions, it would repl...
A man walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke
Bartender: "Hold on" as he puts an apple on the...
Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?
Well because he had a horrible experience with ...
why was the SJW angry at apple
because it wasn't PC.
An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen.
Police are confident they can recover both the ...
£10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night.
Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be fo...
Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple prod...
Apple Products
My friend asked me why I don't like Apple prod...
An Old Farmer Catches A Group Of Women Skinny Dipping In His Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large f...
How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
What falls first an apple or a black man?
An apple because the balackman hangs.
Apple Stock
Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-chi...
My Teacher in 3rd grade
My teacher, Ms. Dupree, would walk in the class...
Adam and Eve...
were the first people to not read Apple's terms...
What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple?
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
A walk through an apple orchard.
A man is walking through an apple orchard when ...
I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend...
My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cid...
When thirsty you should always drink apple juice..
Because OJ will kill you.
A man walks into an Apple store...
..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, eve...