Bartender: "Hold on" as he puts an apple on the bar
Man: "What's this?"
Bartender: "Try it"
Man: "It tastes like rum!"
Bartender: "Turn it around."
Man: "This side tastes like coke!"
Another man walks into the bar and asks for a gin a tonic, and the bartender places another apple onto the bar
Man2: "What's this?"
Man1: "Try it, just trust me."
Man2: As he takes a bite "This tastes like gin!"
Man1: "Now turn it around."
Man2: "This side tastes like tonic!"
A third man walks into the bar and the bartender asks him what he would like.
Man3: "I don't know, what do you got?"
Bartender: "Well we have apples that taste like all sorts of things."
Man3: "You got one that tastes like pussy?"
The bartender places an apple on the bar
Man3: As he bites into the apple "Ew! This tastes like shit!"
Bartender, Man1, Man2: "Turn it around!"
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