My teacher, Ms. Dupree, would walk in the classroom with something behind her back and then would give clues as to what she was hiding and we would have to guess what it was. The first day she said "I have something round, red, and it has a green leaf on it." We said "Its an Apple!" She replied "No, it's a Tomato, but I like your imagination!" The next day she says "I have something long and yellow." We say "A Banana!" She says "No, a squash, but I like your imagination!" The 3rd day She walks in and I call out "Teacher, Teacher, let me give it a try" Ok Recneps, she says. I then stand up in my chair put my hand down my pocket real deep and I say "I have something round, hard and it has a head on it" she says "Go to the principals office!" I looked and her straight in the eye and reply "No! It's a Quarter, but I like your imagination! (wink)
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