2 Jokes
Joke 1: A man is driving alongside a cliff lead...
Apple Jokes
How do you know if an apple is ripe
It is like a good marriage. You take the stalk ...
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place,
But it's their fault for not having windows.
Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji...
Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy ...
America Offline [To the tune of "American Pie"]
America Offline
[To the tune of "American Pie"]...
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look ...
An elderly man in Louisiana
... had owned a large farm for several years. H...
Why is the Apple Store always so hot?
They don't have Windows installed. ;)
The secret to wealth
A young man once asked a rich older man how he ...
Archery Competition
Three archers decide to participate in a tourna...
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
If Apple made a car...
would it have Windows?
If Apple made a car...
Would it have windows?
Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch.
It's called the iTouch-Kids.
Mexican stealing jobs
Mexicans aren't stealing great jobs
It's more ...
Why did the apple cross the road?
To get to the other cider.
An apple a day
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
What's more bruised than an old apple?
Me after a night with Buba from prison.
A man walks into the produce section of a grocery store
He stares longingly at the apples for several m...
Why did Siri call out of work?
It was her time of month and she was out of iPa...
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but what happens when you have an onion a day?
It keeps everyone away!
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...
ninja
apple + banana = cantaloupe.
so what is a ninj...
How much force was exerted by an apple falling...
on Pingu's head?
A nooton.