It was her time of month and she was out of iPads. And mac-sie pads. Suppose it's just fate, for having bit the Apple? If not, why doesn't she look for other Jobs? They like Windows at foxconn well enough and if I'm mistaken- I'll eat My Crow Soft, as opposed to hard, as birds are when uncooked. Makes for a much better iBM and you use a lot less HP.
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