Worst part of today's Apple conference
They killed the headphone jack like they killed...
Apple Jokes
Life is like an apple.
You eat it.
I tried to break into the Apple Store but...
...the backdoor was locked and they didn't have...
Why did they kill Harambe?
Why did they kill Harambe?
Coz Adam and Eve to...
Why did the Apple fans have to start saving money?
Because they lost their Jobs
The EU fined Apple for its back taxes. Apple said "Jobs or taxes, you can't have both."
The EU said, "Jobs is already dead and buried, ...
Tech Joke: Changing a light bulb
A window user, a Linux user and an apple user a...
A women is being seen by 2 men
One is a doctor, and the other is an engineer. ...
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
But they're having trouble installing windows.
How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?
It's already run out of battery.
Dr's office called with lab tests.
I can't stress the importance of labeling thing...
Why can't you fart in an apple car?
It doesn't have windows.
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your...
An apple a day keeps the doctors away!
With that logic a bullet a day should keep the ...
The Apple Car will never succeed.
It doesn't have windows.
"You take things too literally!"
'You take things too literally!" my friend Digb...
Have you heard of the new running shoes that Apple's producing for the soldiers in middle East?
They're calling it iRan.
Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors ...
The Three Thieves
One day, the king summoned three thieves from p...
What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-E...