Three archers decide to participate in a tournament where each of them has to shoot an apple that is standing on top of a volunteer's head.
The first archer shoots his arrow and it hits dead center on the apple; filled with confidence, he turns to the crowd and says:
"I'm William Tell!"
The second also hits the apple dead center, and says:
"I'm Robin Hood!"
The third archer is not so lucky, and the arrow goes through the volunteer's head. The archer turns to the crowd and says:
"I'm sorry."
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