One day, the king summoned three thieves from prison.
King: Bring to me the fruit of your choice, and if it delights me, I will spare you!
The three thieves went on. They came back, bringing with them fruits of their choices.
The first thief brought with him an apple.
The second thief brought with him a durian.
The third lazy thief brought with him a piece of grape.
King: Now.........put those fruits into your **buttholes!**
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