How Does Santa Do It?
How does Santa get through such a samll chimne...
Ant Jokes
Poison Control
I am a medical student currently doing a rotat...
Application to Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER ...
If Brains Were Fuel!!!
If brains were fuel, you wouldn't have enough t...
Stressed Ant
There were 3 ants in a house. They all had to d...
Top 8 Idiots of 2000
Idiot # 1
I am a medical student currently doi...
Ant
Q) What do you call an ant from overseas?
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Ants
Why was the baby ant afraid of his uncles?
Bec...
Fun Quiz
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns do...
Steve Wright II
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was...
Anthill Golfing
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on a...
Weird Facts IX
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
An ant can lift 50...
Ant From Elephant
How can you tell an elephant from an ant?
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION:
The ant works hard in the w...
Strange Redneck Nick Name
The redneck family down the street always calle...
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by tossing it in water?!
If it sinks... girl ant!
If it floats... buoya...
An Old Tamil Joke
An elephant befriends an ant. One day, they dec...
Once upon a time in Africa, an elephant stepped on a bunch of ants and killed them.
The rest of the ants in the colony were very u...
Three buddies watching Sunday night football.
An ant, a spider, and a centipede are watching ...
How do you bury an ant?
Six feet under.
What's the difference between a girl ant and a boy ant?
The girl ant can't swim.
I ate an ant today
She did say she had a nephew.
My transgender uncle is a huge Marvel fan...
...and her favorite comic character is Ant-Man.
I thought my laptop had a bug, so I took it apart...
Turns out, I was right. An ant had crawled insi...
What is white that people could use to crush an ant?
A refridgerator