The redneck family down the street always called one of their boys Ant Eater and I could never figure out why.
So one day they had a party and I was invited, so I stopped by and finally asked, "Where did Ant Eater get that nick name". With out a pause Ant Eaters brother said "Oh because he slept with our Aunt, and apparently he was good with his tongue. So we call him Aunt Eater!"
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