What do ants drink?
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
Ant Jokes
I made scrambled huevos today that are so light and fluffy an insect could use them as a boat.
In other words, egg-sail-ant.
What's smaller than a teenie weenie ant?
An ant's teenie weenie!
How can you find out the gender of an ant?
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks, it's a gi...
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note.
Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonishe...
To improve flavor, plantain farmers put an insect in each of their products...
...because without the ant, they're just plain.
Why isn't Ant-Man allowed in the children's section of the library?
All he reads about are pimp articles.
Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei.....
At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they d...
How does an ant put on a tie?
With a considerable deal of practice and skill ...
Which ant is the biggest?
Elephant
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead an...
What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
A kid asked his mom : how did you make me ?
His mom said : one night i put little sugar und...
One of my students told me he was drinking formic acid to settle his indigestion.
After all, I suppose it is an *ant* acid.
I met a guy who cross-bred insects...
...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of...
What insect is the Wood Ant related to?
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.
Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?
He was lack toes and toddler ant
What kind of ant can count?
An account*ant*.
There was once a doe that fell in love with an ant,
but the ant, being indian, was going to get mar...
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ...
Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?
They're insects.
I'll show myself out.
What do you call an ant sized villain?
The *ant*agonist.
What do you call a really really big ant?
A GIANT!
Now what do you call a baby ant?
an I...