Ant Jokes
A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?
"I'm going to be the mother of your children."
...
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the with...
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonou...
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a canni...
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race...
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? A...
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs...
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? ...
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? A...
What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant...
What do you call an ant from overseas ?
What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
What kind of ant is good at maths ?
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accounta...
What do you call a greedy ant ?
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antib...
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
What do you call an ant who lives with your gre...
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert ...
What do you call a smart ant ?
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
What do you call an ant in space ?
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants &...
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's...
What do you call a smart ant ?
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert ...