People say motorcycles are bad, but I disagree
After all, I just got all my daily protein on t...
Ant Jokes
What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard?
Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...
Two ants
Two ant are walking in the woods when suddenly ...
How do you make an ant huge
Add "eleph"
Who brings the ant queen her food every day?
Her servant.
Why was the little ant confused?
Because his uncles are aunts.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill
Dead ant dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant...
The Real Pink Panther Joke
What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on ...
Spiderman agrees on a one-night stand with a hot blonde
Once they got a room, he proceeds to remove his...
which 2 insects are the most foolish?
ant-ticks
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant dead ant
...
You can tell the gender of an Ant by putting it in water
If it sinks: Girl Ant
If it floats: Boy ant
What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?
An account-ant.
Today I saw a poor, old lady fall.
My first reaction was to laugh, but then I thou...
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?
Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead ...
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant?
An ant's teeny weenie.
Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
So an apartment owner had a tiny ant infestation.
Just a few of them were around the house, but i...
I tried publishing my novel...
in which I stress the danger of global warming ...
Where do cousins come from?
Ant holes
Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3?
I hear it will be a small role