What's the difference between an ant and a bird?
A bird can fly.
Ant Jokes
Why was the ant so confused?
All of if its uncles are aunts!
What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?
Ant-Eye Biotics
(Dad joke, I know)
Just came into a HUGH sum of money...
I'm an ant and its a penny.
How do you sort out Ant and Dec?
Squash one and deal with the other later.
Ant Vs Elephant Joke
One upon a time, there was an ant hill were t...
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
First time on a plane.......
A man got into a plane for the first time ,as h...
What does a panther say when it steps on ants?
ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT~~~ de...
What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?
*Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead a...
What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future ....
.... clairvoyant
An ant is racing back and forth across an unopened bag of potato chips
Another any walks up, taking in the scene.
"Wh...
Once there was a golfer whose...
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on a...
Two ants meet in the south for the winter to keep warm...
...and one is cold and shivering on when he arr...
Where did ants originally come from?
ant-arctica
What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant ...
Two running ants
Two ants were running along the top of a cardbo...
Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?
I have no idea, but this [AskScience thread tit...
I found an ant in the men's restroom.
Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle woul...
the two ants
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of p...
The Famous Elephant Joke
In my school every year my [now] former Spanish...