Spa-catti!
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food?
A: Sp...
Animals Jokes
Double-Parked Frog
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
To...
Hamburger Cow
A hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy...
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets
1. The cats live here. You don't.
2. If you ...
Firetruck Siren
One day a man is walking down the street, when...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a w...
Not too many elephants finish high school.
Why don't more elephants go to college?
Not t...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules...
1. The dog is not allowed in th...
Because it's the scenter.
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of its fa...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and ...
Why did the walrus go to
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?...
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Blind Sky Divers
Q: Why don't blind people sky dive?
A: It sca...
Because they have two left feet.
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Becau...
Smart duck stupid shopkeeper!
A duck went to a shop went up one aisle downt ...
Things I've Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you ...
Dog Day at Pizza Hut
What is a dogs favorite pizza topping?
Pupp...
A penguin's breakdown
A penguin is driving down the road when his ca...
The Amazing Talking Dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man pro...
A good chess player
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to...
Catch
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with th...
I'll use my seeing eye dog
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side ...
Cat Quiz for Cats
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this m...
Some beef please
what do you get when theres a cow on the groun...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters ...