Elepants
Elephant took toilet paper to a party...
Why?...
Animals Jokes
The Morals
Imagine a farm. On the farm there live a chic...
Distressed
A young blonde woman is distraught because she...
Q. What do you do when you come across an...
Q. What do you do when you come across an ele...
Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
What's the difference between a saloon and an ...
To a crow bar
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: ...
Famous detective
Q: Who is the most famous cat detective?
A: ...
Redinbauker Chicken
If the Rebinbauker Chicken had a finger she wo...
Canary
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: A canary...
A piece of advice
Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.
Q. What is the difference between a dog and...
Q. What is the difference between a dog and a...
Parrot on Ice
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this ...
Dot-Dash
Q) what goes dot-dot-dash-dash-dot-dash-dot-do...
Every Party Needs a Pooper
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a p...
Cat technical support problems
This is an actual account by a worker at a tec...
Alabama Farmer
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a shee...
Here, Chicken, Chicken
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Et...
Elephant in a fridge
PART 1
QNS : How do you put an elephant in a...
Coach Trip
Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes ...
Hippopautomis
there were two hippos and they were takin a ba...
Birds + Mice
The early bird gets the worm,....... But the s...
How To Clean A Cat
1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the req...
Insulting Parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a par...
Circumcisional Evidence
How do you circumcisce a whale?
With four ski...
Chew
a chicken one day was waiting to cross the ro...