A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his
dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my
eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out
of five."
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