Green
what is green and highiy dangerous?
a cata...
Animals Jokes
Why did the punk cross the road?
Q. Why did the punk cross the road?
A. Becau...
Mewseum
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class tri...
Walrus
What do a walrus and a tupperware container ha...
Praying Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "...
How do you Catch a Squirrel?
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bul...
Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
A: They crossed a pit bull with a collie; it b...
Two tigers
Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowt...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
Cause he w...
Holey Cow
There was this new preacher in town. Well Farm...
Cats Guide To Humans
1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So y...
What animal should you never play cards with?
What animal should you never play cards with?
...
Washing Your Cat
Some people have the misconception that cats n...
The story of the bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...
Put that worm back in that hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking le...
Casino Player
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the cr...
Jewish Lady's Dog
An old lady is boarding a plane with her dog i...
The Cat
"No matter how much cats fight, there always s...
Turtle shoes
I went to town today and brought some turtle s...
Ducks at the Bar
One rainy day, a duck walks into a bar with a ...
Catching Rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Uniqu...
Farmer Joe
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accid...
How to Catch a Polar Bear
First you cut a hole in the ice.
Then you p...
Gwapes
A duck walks into a store and walks up to the ...