"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln
"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Unknown
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
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