Dog with no nose.
Lindsey:Are dog has no nose
Susie:Poor Dog,Ho...
Animals Jokes
A cat's dream come true
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes...
By removing his batteries!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white ...
Guide To Walking Tigers
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as...
Peguins in the Marines
Okay, so, two penguins were in the marines and...
How to Bathe a Cat
Dear Cat Owner,
Following are instructions o...
African Safari
A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there,...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
A game of animal football
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had ...
A Bunny Story
Once there was a man who was peacefully drivin...
Jacko
Rumours are going around dat posh an michael j...
Put him in the front seat.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the...
Curious Camel
A mother and baby camel are talking one day wh...
Aliens
once there were three aliens who crashed their...
Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A...
The Possum
Why did the Possum cross the road?..... Becaus...
To get to the other slide
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and...
Six Foot Cockroach
A man is sitting at home one evening when the ...
Animal Sounds
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
Bees
why do bees hum?? because they dont know the w...
Three Turtles
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide ...
Monkeying around
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Beca...
The Intruder
I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.
I RAN TO TH...