Horse Sense
One day a rich man was looking for a gift for ...
Animals Jokes
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loa...
A Ton of Pinching?
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
An elep...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up ...
Cow or Tractor
If a farmer was only able to choose between bu...
Beware of Dog!
As a man walks into store, he noticed a sign o...
Early one morning a stranger pulled up to...
Early one morning a stranger pulled up to the ...
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in...
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a li...
Confusion
What's the difference between a duck?
One of...
Fetch
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog ...
Top 10 Signs your cat has learned your Internet Password
Top Ten Signs your cat has learned your Intern...
Missing goat
A farmer went lookin 4 his goat in the jungle....
Light mouse work.
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: L...
Dogs Take Their Licks
Why do dogs lick themselves?
Because they can.
Holy Moley
How Does a dummy kill a mole?
He buries it.
Deaf fleas!
A professor places a flea on the tabke and ord...
Q. What do you call a dog with real short...
Q. What do you call a dog with real short leg...
Yassir Arafat
Yassir Araafat's last wish before he slipped i...
cows
Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word.
1 - Cows...
The snail
One Sunday morning John stepped out onto the p...
Windows 95
Why can't dogs use computers?
Because you ca...
Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete...
Q. What did the fish say when he hit a concr...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane...
Talented Dog
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The b...
what is black and white and eats like a horse...
what is black and white and eats like a horse
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