3 Years
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under ...
Animals Jokes
The male and female housefly
There lived a husband and a wife.One afternoon...
Chicken clothes
A feller is talking to a farmer when he looks...
Memory
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he...
Talking Parrot
A guy goes and buys a parrot. The parrot can s...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Inter...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a ne...
This is one smart dog
A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the...
Turkey
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To p...
A guide to walking tigers
Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart...
Keep this one in the zoo.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?A: O...
Boating
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find ...
the chicken
what did the baby chicken say when a hen laid ...
Two roaches having a discussion
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an all...
Cow Murderer
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed...
Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road...
It happens
What do a walrus and a tupperware container ha...
IM GOING
One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy...
Virgin Wool?
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: Ugl...
The Slug
Whats adefenition of a slug
A.a snail with a ...
Egg-Laying
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dr...
3 Monkeys
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?...
Skeleton crossing the road
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get t...