Sheep
What is the matter with sheep?
Bleats me.
Animals Jokes
Cat is HUNGARY!
A cat eats A frog!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frenchman and Farm Animals
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep unde...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals...
How volcanoes are formed
how are volcanes formed?
really determined m...
Mosquito and camel
What did the mosquito say when he saw a ca...
The animal joke
What animal needs to be oiled?
a mouse....
Beethoven's Chicken
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept s...
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Nuts
What is the difference in price of Beer Nuts a...
Never Went Hunting
City-boy Todd went to visit his friend Tom in ...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one ...
Bar Bully
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana a...
A cat's dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness...
piggy
WHY DID THE PIGGY POOPED.
IT REALLY DIDNT PO...
Bra
Q what size bra does steak wear
A A1
Escargot
There once was a lowly snail, who was busily c...
With a monkey wrench!
Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?
A: With a m...
Cows
what do cows do on a saterday night?
Go to t...
Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire...
Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hy...
Thirsty whale
What did the thirsty whale do?
Bit the tail o...
Fish.
Why did the fish say when it swam in to the wa...
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!
What's black and brown and looks good on a law...
Going to See Santa
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...
Unique Rabbit
Q: How do you catch a unigue Rabbit
A: Uniqu...