A guy goes and buys a parrot. The parrot can speak really well.
The guy takes the parrot into a pub and bets everyone that the
parrot can talk well. He gets the odds of 30 to 1. He is just
about to boast about the parrot but the parrot won't talk. He is
furious and goes home and yells at the parrot. He raps his hands
around the parrots neck when the parrot says, "STOP! Just think
of the odds you'll get tomorrow night."
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