Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Feline Physics


Law of Cat Inertia


A cat at rest will tend ...

Moron joke


Two morons were walking through the woods and ...

The Siamese Twins


Two brothers walk in to a bar and one brother ...

Jim


Why did Jim fall of the bike?
Because Jim was...

Blonde Quickies


Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're...

Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants


1.You've lost the feeling below your ankles.
...

How you feeling?


Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accid...

Susie walkin the dog!


A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the do...

The Chicken and The Egg


A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one nig...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?


Don't...

Movies Teach Us


Life Lessons Learned At the Movies


* It is ...

You know you're in a red-neck hospital when...


Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a sp...

Women pleasing dog


A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders...

Bad News in Surgery


Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery1. Som...

Why dogs sniff

Ed was a successful computer programmer and a h...

Col. Saunders was lying on


Col. Saunders was lying on his death bed and a...

Which cat you cant trust


Which cat can you not trust?


a Cheet-ah

Whats that???


there was a little kid and she wanted to take ...

When the Cat's Away...


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde all work i...

Be smart drink more


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the...

Say 55


A guy went to the doctor because he was concer...

Dogs vs. women part 1


Why Dogs Are Better Than Women - Part I


Dogs...

Some things you can't explain


A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar g...

Earlier this year, the dazed


Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanes...

Un tontiland�s quiere ir a


Un tontiland�s quiere ir a Londres a visitar a...