A mother's dictionary
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a min...
Animal Jokes
Czechs and Lawyers
A lawyer asked a Czechoslovakian friend of his...
You Know You're From California When...
The fastest part of your commute is down your ...
The Parrot
There's this fella with a parrot. And this par...
The sound of a train in the distance
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the ...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blu...
Gabage men& horses
Q:Where do the garbage men take their horse?
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One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watch...
Big Turkey Question
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys ...
You have ever come home
You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in ...
Dogs better than Men
How Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs don't have...
If builders built buildings the
If builders built buildings the way programmer...
Barking dog
how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the ...
THE THREE BARRELS
there were three girls running from the police...
Gorilla removal
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorill...
Bed Bath and Beyond
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the B...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and ...
2000 Election Controversy set rhyme.
In olden times, it could be decades before maj...
Redneck Meal
Q: How many rednecks does take to eat possum?
...
I'd Love to But
I want to spend more time with my blender.
The...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrest...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mi...
Your horse wears shoes, but
Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.It doesn...
Leaving for work
Before leaving for work, a man said to his wif...
Sit Fluffy
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room.
She...