Two brothers walk in to a bar and one brother gets in a fight with the
bartender. He pulls a gun and shoots the bartender in the head. When he
goes to court, the judge says "although you are guilty, I can not put you
in jail, for I would be arresting an innocent man." Why?
The brothers are siamese twins.
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