Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

An African Lion


Q: What's the difference between an african li...

Buy a Tractor


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

KFC


Your Momma is so fat she went to KFC she asked...

Mama turtle


Yo mommas like a turtle,she's fast in bed

It's What's for Dinner


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground b...

The Raffle


A woman arrives home from work and her husband...

Keyboard: Where


Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.Software: Th...

10 Rejected Holiday Specials


10. "Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem"

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Stray Cat Rules


Rules for Stray Cats1. Stray cats will not be ...

The Grass and the Goat


Q:Do you know what happened to the grass after...

Football animals


During the Super Bowl, there was another footb...

Redneck quickies 38


You might be a redneck if...


You think "Coun...

Are You A Loser?


Top Signs That You ( Or Someone You Know) Is A...

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486: The average IQ...

A Jewish Parrot


Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their...

Corny Blonde Joke

One day this blonde calls her friend and says, ...

Owed Two A Spell Chequer


Owed Two A Spell Chequer:


Eye halve a spelli...

Best Goldfish Joke Ever!


Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to...

Curious George


What did the man in the big yellow hat have to...

Something (Computer Parody)


A Beatle's Computer Parody Something ------...

Todas las ma�anas una monjita


Todas las ma�anas una monjita iba por el parqu...

15 Ways To Uplift the Workplace


1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disg...

Dogs


Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get ...

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Employee Planned Vacation


Jon: To ensure that you have a good time on yo...