The Raffle

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond
necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start
dinner."


The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her
husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"


She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start
dinner."


The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink
coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah
I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."


Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only
one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an
inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle
ticket wet."