Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

You Killed the Easter Bunny!


A man was blissfully driving along the highway...

The Facts of Life


There was a little boy who walked onto a publi...

The Rabbit and the snail


Q-Why did the rabit cross the road?
A-To catc...

Redneck quickies 13


You might be a redneck if...Someone asks to se...

Shin: A device for


Shin: A device for finding furniture in the d...

Is there a Santa Claus?


Is there a Santa Claus?


As a result of an ov...

Your're a redneck if...


You're a redneck if...


-You have more finger...

Duck Hunting Lawyer


A big time lawyer from New York went duck huti...

What am I?


There once were 2 baby animals: One is a duck ...

Things that can go wrong on an airplane


My friend and I used to joke about all that co...

Heavenly Reward


Three guys died and when they got to the pearl...

Frog noise


A sister and brother are talking to each other...

Greatest hitter


A little boy was overheard talking to himself ...

Fish Market


One day there was this blind man walking down ...

Sperm count


(Q) How do you know when a guy has a high sper...

You know you're in the wrong church when...


TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

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Michael was a virgin


Michael Jackson was caught on tape saying he w...

Differences Under President Cindy Crawford


16. War on Drugs joined by War on Dull, Lifele...

Band Nerds


You are a band nerd when...


1. You can play ...

You have a color coordinating


You have a color coordinating rope that ties d...

Roadkill again?


Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a pos...

Barbitchyouate


A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana a...

Is it a Boy or Girl Cat?


A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see ...

Evils of Liquor


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...

The chicken


why did the chiken cross the park?
to get to ...