Hit a Pig
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Animal Jokes
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The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when ...
Diet for Stress
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One liners
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a...
Favourite pizza
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Telemarketer Revenge
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Larry's First Day
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he...
Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a turtle
If she falls on her...
Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look li...
How To Rite Good
How To Rite Good1. Avoid alliteration. Alway...
Cat go woof
How do you make a cat go woof?
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A first-aid kit
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Nasty Eskimo
A man was walking down the street and saw an E...
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The Top 12 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School (Part I)
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Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results
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Poor Wilber
Wilber sits in front of Family Court Judge Fri...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date A...
The Powerbook that Leaked
In 1993, sometime in December, a customer walk...
The dog and neutron
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Cubist Poo
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Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he c...
Stupid Science Test Answers
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