What is a dog's favorite pizza? - PUParonni!!
What monster can jump higher than a house? - All of them, houses can't jump!
Why don't fish play tennis? - They're scared of the net!
What did the monkey say when his master cut his tail off? - "Well, it won't be
long now"!!
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