Wilber sits in front of Family Court Judge Frieda and the judge asks
"Do you want to live with your mother?"
Wilber responds, "No ... she beats Me."
"Do you want to live with your father.� The judge questions
"No ... he beats me too." Wilber states.
Judge Frieda asks, "How about living with you grandparents?"
Wilber declares, "No ... I want to be a Cougar, they don't *beat*
anybody!!!!"
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