A Bump in a Rug
A carpet layer had just finished a wall-to-wal...
Animal Jokes
A cat's dictionary
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness....
Banging two pieces of flint
Joe Neanderthal was banging two pieces of flin...
New year chicken
on new year eve, one family went to church for...
Y the blonde crossed the road
Q: why did the blonde cross the road?
A: to ...
Redneck quickies 24
You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchh...
Mikes Dog
What type of dog does Micheal Jackson have?
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There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...
Jackson Trial Not Long Enough
Current Proceedings 'Not Long Enough,' News Ou...
Mafia Valentines Poems
My love for you... it came and went. S...
Three Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading th...
A caller named Eileen from
A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...
Only Down South
YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...
Brace yourself
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter wi...
Missionary in Africa
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest dept...
The Bear Hunter
The first day of bear hunting season and the h...
THE KNOWLEDGE PILL
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to...
Q: How many sheep
Q: How many sheep does it take to change a li...
How To Make A Turkey
HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY
Step 1: Go buy a turkey...
Turtle! turtle!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
F...
Timberland
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hu...
The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife...
The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildl...
Question answer
What did the bumble bee striker say?Hive score...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He ask...