Worm Eating
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When ...
Animal Jokes
Penpal Virus
(Jokeindex.com note: Hey, I know it's not a jo...
Why ants clean
Q. Why did the ant wash his clothes in Tide?
...
Buying a Goldfish
A blonde walked into the pet shop and asked th...
Mechanics' humor
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...
The Blonde and the three Pigs
There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. T...
Fish
Q: What did the fish say when he ran into the ...
Wanna Tie?
A man was crawling across the Desert dying of ...
Impossible Wish
A man walking along a beach stumbled across an...
Efficiency
I took some clients out to dinner last week, a...
Fly the bumpy skies
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular...
Trucker Computer Terms
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy...
A man has a new job
A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head z...
Undesirable Places
Top Ten Least Desirable Subdivisions
1. Ebo...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loa...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviousl...
Steven Wrigth Quotes 3
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downt...
Redneck quickies 35
You might be a redneck if...You don't know wha...
JFK Jr.
JFK Jr.'s Last Words:
1. "NO! Not that button...
Cat/Human Quiz
Humans:Your cat waits and meows at the front d...
Feline Fasting
Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...
Your best ashtray is a
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your ...
Shoes
Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a bana...
mosquitos & blonds
whats the difference beetween a blond and a mo...
Pirate Joke
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tur...