Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Will's Dog


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
...

Confused?


How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her on the m...

Coyboy In Church


One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he en...

Horse Sense


An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car i...

The owner of a bar


The owner of a bar is just locking up for the ...

The little puppy


One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...

Heavenly Reward


Three guys died and when they get to the pearl...

Football dictionary


In a never-ending effort to attract the unchur...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish...

What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep...

YOU SO UGLY.....


YOU SO UGLY.... UR MOMMA HAD TO TIE A PORK CHO...

Farm Trucks


Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen


They have a...

Wild Party


During a wild party at a Long Island country h...

Prostitute Parrots


A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Fat...

Just like old times


Here are some quotes from people in the US dur...

A practical joke involving jello


Here's a delightful treat someone once made fo...

Cattle Ranching Pun


A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide ...

New Yorker


A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a...

Dog vs. Fox


What is the difference between a dog and a fox...

2 ANIMALS TALK


Q:WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SAID
TO THE DUCK"GOOD ...

Bear Hunting


Two Rednecks went bear hunting. While one stay...

Farmer John's Mule


Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his p...

Different customs


An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first...

A Blonde takes a flight to Toronto


Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas Ci...

Get out of the Truck


Two blondes were walking home one day, and sud...

Q. How can you tell your wife is really...


Q. How can you tell your wife is really gros...