Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Change your course now


This is the transcript of an actual radio conv...

All about Music


How do you get two piccolo players to play in ...

Another Chicken, Another Road


Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who ...

Why did the chicken


Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach t...

Goes Without Saying


Goes Without Saying:


One nice thing about eg...

How do you mate an


How do you mate an [ethnic] male with a pig?
...

If you can....


Some Thoughts...


If you can start the day wi...

Stupidly funny


Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

...

THE PESSIMIST


An avid duck hunter was in the market for a ne...

Men and Women


The difference between men and women: A man is...

Pirates adventure


A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender said...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

Top ten reasons George W. Bush


Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impea...

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear


Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce cour...

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,...


If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," d...

Chicken and the Egg


So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the c...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore


One day when Bill Clinton and Al Gore were in ...

Counting some sheep


An accountant is having a hard time sleeping a...

Chickens And Books


A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation ...

How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie...


How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisi...

The Texan


A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a...

Knock Knock 186


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic...

Things You Would Never Hear a Southerner Say


- I thought Grace land was tacky.
- No kids i...

Knock Knock - Lloyd who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lloyd!
Lloyd who?
...

Dont trust vet's


there was a man who walked into the vet's offi...