Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows

# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue"


#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.


#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.


#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.


#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running.


#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found"


#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.


#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for Cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.


#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.


#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg