In the movie Smokey and The Bandit, Sheriff Beauford T. Justice and his adult son are driving their severely damaged police car. The son looks up at the road and calls out "Daddy, watch out for that big dumb alligator in the middle of the road. "
"That reminds me jr,; I gotta call your momma"
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