A man walks into a bar and sees a huge jar of money sitting in front of the bartender...

... with a sign on it saying 'beat the three challenges and win the pot'. Now there's a fair amount of money in the jar, so as he orders a drink he asks the bartender what the challenges are.

"Well," says the bartender "the first challenge is to drink this entire bottle of whiskey without dying." As he says this he sets a full bottle of bourbon down on the bar in front of the man. "If you make it, I'll tell you about the other challenges."

The man mulls it over. There's an awful lot of money in that jar. After a moment he grabs the whiskey, and downs it in one go.

"Okaysh" he slurs "whadda bou' these other challenshes?"

The bartender says "well there are two doors behind me. One leads to an alligator with a sore tooth, and you have to extract it. Behind the second door is a 100 year old woman who has never known the touch of a man. You have to take her virginity. Complete both tests and the money is yours."

The man drunkenly barges through the first door. A crowd gathers outside to listen to the sound of gnashing and thrashing. Ten minutes of screeching and roaring go by, before the man, bloodied and torn, finally exists, back into the bar.

"**RIGHT**" he roars. "**Where's this old woman with a toothache?**"

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