A crocodile and an alligator sat together on a river bank after a great feast.
The crocodile rubs his belly and says "You know, I've always taken offense to those nature guides they hand out to tourists around here."
The gator looks surprised and says "Oh yeah? Why's that?"
The crocodile replies "Well, they always say that our diet consists of animals with hoofs, but that last one we ate was wearing sandals!"
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