"Mom, that chicken walks funny! It lunges with each step!"
"Yes, honey, it seems it does."
"Mom! That Ostrich looks like a scurrying bush!"
"Seems you're right Timmy."
"Mom, that man walks with his feet pointed in."
"Yes, honey, but please don't poke fun."
"Mom, that alligator look silly trying to walk!"
The alligator then charged the boy and ate him in a single bite.
Haters gonna hate, and gators gonna gait.
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