A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."
The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your ass!"
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