and the waitress comes up to take his order.
"Whaddya want?" she asks.
"Gimme a cheeseburger" he replies.
"How you want it cooked?"
"Oh, you know, not too rare, not too done, you know, in the groove!"
She dutifully writes it down, and asks "Whatcha want on it?"
He says "Lettuce. Not too much, not too little, you know, in the groove!"
She says "Anything else?"
"Oh, yeah! Some tomato. Not too thick, not too thin, you know, in the groove!"
They go on and on like this with the cheese, salt, pepper, yadda yadda yadda until the hippie is satisfied.
The waitress puts the order on the wheel, and the cook snatches it off and reads it.
He comes out into the dining room, confronts the hippie, and says "You can kiss my ass! Not to the left, not to the right, **in the groove**!"
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