Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head back home. On the way home one of them turns to the other and says:
"Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can we stop for a minute?"
The other looks at her and replies "I also have to go there, but where can we go in the middle of the street?"
"Oh, look, there is a cemetery over there we can go there."
"Yes, but how are we going to wipe?"
"Well I have my underwear, so I will use that."
"I am not wearing underwear now, but I will think of something."
The next day their husbands meet and discuss.
"Do you know where our wives went last night? Because mine came back home with no underwear."
"Well you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in her ass and on the ribbon it was written: 'We will never forget you, -Johnson brothers' ."
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