A loving grandfather always made a special effort to spend time with his 5 year old granddaughter on the weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take her for a drive in his car for some quality time --ice cream, pancakes, the park, the zoo-- just him and her.
One Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and couldn't get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter looked forward to their drives as much as he did and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned from the ride, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy you ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, Pop Pop, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole,...queer,...piece of shit,...horse's ass,...socialist left wing Obama love,...blind bastard,...dipshit,...camel humper,...peckerhead,...or son of a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around, and grandma smiled at everyone she saw."
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