sick jokes

1. whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? crib death
2. where do you find dogs with no legs? right where you left it
3. what drips blood and goes MEOWWWWWWWW? half a cat
4. why do women wear makeup and perfume? cause they're ugly and they stink
5. how do you get a goth out of a tree? cut the rope
6. whats red and orange and looks good on hippies? fire
7. why is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys in your car? the problem goes away with an aid of a coathanger

8. whats the best part about raping a 5 year old? watching him break down on the witness stand

9. why did the feminist cross the road? ** **** ** **** (comment if to know answer)

10. how do you make a baby cry twice? fuck him in the ass and wipe your bloody dick on his sister

11. whats the difference between acne and a pedophile? acne does not come on your face till your tweleve

12. why do women have small feet? so they can stand nearer to the kitchen counter


13. whats the worst part about raping a 5 year old? killing him after

14. what does a tight rope walker and a young lad getting a blowjob from his grandma have in common? neither look down

15. whats the difference between minstro blood and sand? you cant gurgle sand

16. why do tampons have strings? so you can floss after eating

17. why is the bible like a dick? it gets shoved down your throat by a priest

18. whats the difference between jelly and jam? i dont jelly my dick up my girlfriends ass

19. how do you stop a nigger from jumping on the bed? put velcro on the celling

20. whats blue and hates sex? the 8 year old in my closet