The Top 13 Topics for The Top 5 List in the Year 2098

13. Top 5 Reasons Dick Clark's Hair Is Still Brown


12. Top 5 Signs Adam Sandler is Too Old to be Re-elected President


11. Top 5 Signs Your Galactiball Team Won't Beat the Ganymede Cosmobots This Astroyear


10. Top 5 Strom Thurmond Campaign Slogans


9. Top 5 Revived Walt Disney Pet Peeves


8. Top 5 Surprises on The Rolling Stones New Tour


7. Top 5 Signs You, Too, Might Be a Distant Relative of William Jefferson Clinton


6. Top 5 Ways To Tell Your Parents You're Straight


5. Top 5 Benefits of the USA/Microsoft Merger


4. Top 5 Reasons to Pull the Life Support on the 110-Year-Old Olsen Twins


3. Top 5 Signs You Went Outside Without Your 250 SPF Sunblock


2. Top 5 Things You Don't Want to Find in Your Dinner Pill


1. Top 5 Signs Your Roommate's Sexdroid is in the Shop


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