The Top 12 Theories Developed by Carl Sagan While Stoned


12> The period of rotation of Pulsar JC9270 totally synchs up with the drum solo in "In A Gadda Da Vida," man!


11> "Twinkies, Twinkies, little stars; seem so close, yet are so far."


10> The Theory of Munchitivity: At times, peanut butter is more valuable than gold.


9> The sensor casing from a mass spectrometer makes a handy roach clip.


8> "Some day, with all of our advances in science and technology, we'll be able to land a man on the sun."


7> The Big Bong Theory


6> If you took a hit while travelling at the speed of light, you'd get one major rush, dude.


5> Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies


4> "Theory of Joint Relativity": A complex quantum physics equation that proves that the more pot you smoke, the slower your automobile travels with you at the wheel.


3> Floyd rocks!


2> A single "You Are Here" sign will work EVERYwhere.


1> Wow, man! There are, like, a LOT of stars. There must be *hundreds* of 'em. Maybe even *thousands*. No, millions and millions! Wait -- I'm onto something here...


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